Skip to main content

Social Zapping

Cancelling plans at the last minute because you found a better alternative.
Sophia went all social Zapping on me! She cancelled on me at the last minute and then i saw her with a guy in a restaurant.
by Kostas99 July 29, 2023
mugGet the Social Zappingmug.

Social republicans

People who kill Indians and then suck them off and then spit on their mother’s grave
by anonymous January 22, 2022
mugGet the Social republicansmug.

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
mugGet the social distancymug.

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.
'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'
by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018
mugGet the Mystery socialmug.

Social political sense

The ability of some individuals, because of certain experiences in their life and or the type of educational background they have, to be able to tell certain things about a person, including their social views, political beliefs, what motivates them, how the person views themselves and those around them, how they will likely handle themselves in certain situations, how to effectively counter their methods if necessary, etc., based on the individual’s attire and behavior in certain places compared to the societal norms about what type of attire people are expected to wear and how they should behave in those places, how they talk about certain topics, what type of public image they try to portray themselves as being, how they handle themselves in certain situations, especially in embarrassing situations, crises, and disagreements, and various other things. It is important to note that not everyone can do this; as these types of evaluations can be rendered inaccurate if the person who does this does not have a decent amount of control over their biases, expectations about how other people behave, is not attentive to detail, and or is not well educated on politics, social norms, and social issues.
Cisco: I wonder why James gets so aggressive when someone disagrees with his political views. He always asserts that he is right even when he is not.
Vulko: Based on what I have observed when I have had to deal with him, he seems to be rage driven because he seems to enjoy having disagreements with people on stuff like that. I also think he does tend to be quite arrogant. He likes to win fights as it boosts his ego, which might explain why he always asserts that he is right.
Cisco: What makes you think he is arrogant?
Vulko: I figured out based on how he dresses more formally when going to various events compared to the rest of his family, which suggests he does seem to have an arrogance streak.
Cisco: You seem to be good at figuring out drives people and what gets them to act in various ways.

Vulko: I have a strong social political sense, which is what allows me to read people.
Cisco: I see.
by Vanguard 1998 April 22, 2021
mugGet the Social political sensemug.

Social Goonsterbaiter

Someone who is a Social Goonsterbaiter often speaks of how they masturbate or brag about their gooning streak. These people often do this in odd situations such at family gatherings or at school. Some have a talent for art that could be good if not used to draw porn. Generally has many different was of masturbating or accessing porn
He is such a Social Goonsterbaiter can't believe he said he was jerking on his VR in class.
by MrGoonsley December 1, 2024
mugGet the Social Goonsterbaitermug.

Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021
mugGet the Social Simpmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email