thumb detecting nut fucker

The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.

Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.

thumb detecting nut fucker by J.Agnew November 6, 2017

Fuck Nut 

A insult that sounds very funny.

Alright, listen up you little fuck nuts, if we're going to win we have to do....

Fuck Nut by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Russian Nut Cracker 

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.

Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"

Russian Nut Cracker by Sangelo December 16, 2009

No-Nut November 

When you can't eat cashews, almonds, or even legumes for the entire month of November

Nope, no pecans for you -- it's No-Nut November!

No-Nut November by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

Condom Nut-Hug 

The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.

Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.

Condom Nut-Hug by The Bod January 18, 2009

sweet as a nut 

When something really good happens and you have suceeded.

"Ahh mate, I manage to hit a tonne in my car!"
"Sweet as a nut mate, sweet as a nut!"

sweet as a nut by Wilburg March 23, 2004

bunker nut 

person with large head,mcd...aka..toblerone head, slab nut,oblonge heid. this type of speciese are usually found in burnbank

haw..bunker nut get me a can!!!

bunker nut by devinemadness February 8, 2009