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job rape

The act performed by an employer who makes software developers and other technology workers work far beyond the regular eight hour day, five day work week schedule, treats them like a pile of shit, then brings in a bunch of offshoring coordinators to train your cheaper replacements located in your company's brand new offshore office in India. The final act of job rape will be to let go the technology workers once their replacements in India have been fully trained.
The Disney IT workers in Florida were job raped in 2016; now all that work is done in India.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021
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Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
by Pokommando April 17, 2021
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Pimp job

A set of useless activities given by someone in authority to show they’re in charge and you’re not.
Man, dealin’ with a parole officer ain’t nothin’ but a pimp job.
by BussinBabe April 27, 2021
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Bowel Job

She gave me a bowel job last night. Unfortunately for her I had explosive diarrhea.
by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022
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Zuck job

A Zuck Job occurs when you’re getting a suck job in real life and you throw on your VR headset and receive dome from Mark Zuckerberg virtually in the Metaverse at the same time.
Hey honey, pass me the VR headset and give me a good old fashioned Zuck Job while you’re at it.
by Bcbrew1987 January 7, 2022
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
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spice job

The act of consuming excessive jalapenos and then performing cunnilingus on a sexual partner.
That guy Tom gave me a spice job last night.
by Spice Jobs w/ Tom March 30, 2022
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