iPod job
A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
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Schmib Job
A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"
Schmib Job by kantori84 July 20, 2009
brita job
when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
halo job
Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever
halo job by fakename124816 May 17, 2010