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Jesus Shit

After defecating, when one goes to wipe with toilet paper and discovers there is no feces to clean. Of all his numerous amazing feats & miracles, we can assume wipe-less bathroom sessions was among them. This act can also be called a "Holy Shit".
Wow, I just took the most amazing "Jesus Shit". What a way to start the day!
Jesus Shit by MLS17 January 15, 2026
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The critical bolt or nut in a helicopter that holds the main rotor in place. If it fails or detaches mid-flight, the copter comes crashing down very fast and everyone inside goes straight to Jesus!
Co-pilot: Looks like the Jesus nut YEETED mid-flight! You know what's going to happen NOW!

Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*
Jesus nut by EF2020 February 2, 2026

Jesus love's you

Jesus love's you means that Jesus is nice because he died on the cross to save your life
Jesus loves you because he lets you go to heaven For free and btw Jesus love's you means that a person cares about you.

Jesus christ

Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity, acknowledged as the eternal Son of God, the promised Messiah, and the Savior of humanity. According to Christian doctrine, He is the eternal Word (Logos) made flesh, conceived by the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary. Fully God and fully human, He lived a sinless life, proclaimed the Kingdom of God, performed miracles, revealed the Father's will, died on the cross as the atoning sacrifice for sin, rose bodily from the dead on the third day, ascended into heaven, and reigns at the right hand of God. Christians believe He will return in glory to judge the living and the dead and establish His everlasting Kingdom.
The title Christ comes from the Greek Christos ("Anointed One"), equivalent to the Hebrew Messiah. The name Jesus derives from the Hebrew Yeshua, meaning "The Lord saves." Christian theology recognizes Jesus as the only mediator between God and humanity, the Head of the Church, the source of salvation, and the perfect revelation of God's love, holiness, and truth. His life, death, and resurrection form the foundation of the Christian faith and the promise of eternal life for all who believe in Him
"I put my faith in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior."
Jesus christ by DudeMan067 June 26, 2026

Jesus Christ

Je-sus: fe-iron Zeus
Iron Zeus is Jesus Christ

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.
*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"
Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020