Cheese Melt

The act of a woman putting melted cheese into her vajin by putting a cheese wheel between each vaginal lip(properly known as each "labium") and then giving oral till it is melted. Once melted, during the orgasm the cum shot that follows will exert pressure on the cheese blocking the canal causing a cheesy cum shot, serving a mean fondue for the other participant.

This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.

At the 5 o'clock, Claudia J. Sfinkt had almost put out Winston's eye with her cheese melt.

by The Claude February 23, 2009

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cheese log

Nickname for a stupid fat kid.

Look at "Cheese Log" over there trying to do a push up.

by hollywoodhorror June 21, 2006

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cheese wagon

A school bus. Also known as the loser cruiser, freshman Ferrari and yellow limousine.

Brandon rides the cheese wagon to school!

by Marvin Gardens August 3, 2007

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Eat the Cheese

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

by Dr. Davidoff Vilson January 2, 2006

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Cheese Grater

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.

After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.

by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008

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