by jacksacker August 8, 2022
Get the Jack Sackmug. When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018
Get the slapping the sackmug. A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
Luanne "get stamped on!!!"
or.....
Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"
Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
Get the Sack of Wankmug. The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat
by jforjudas March 12, 2023
Get the packy sackmug. Sex where the girl bends over and hangs on to a treadmill and the guy sticks it in and starts running a 3k.
by super14mancool January 23, 2024
Get the sack zecormug. by Fuckfacemickey February 24, 2017
Get the walking ball sackmug. by Unimportant11111 December 28, 2021
Get the Sackmug.