man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.
He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.
by Bamzamma December 16, 2016
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man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree
karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom
by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016
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Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)
Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls
by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022
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bal man

"TomSka starts laughing at the joke XD"
oh look, a bal : bal man
by FunnyBonesGamer June 19, 2022
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Salad man

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.

2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.

3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
What a freakin' salad man!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a salad man
by salad_king June 24, 2021
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man toad

A fat choad. A man of corpulent proportions. A portly man who does nothing but lump all day. A stocky individual who eats like there is no tomorrow. A lazy chump of a man. A master of the art of lumping. A godly creature. Some say mythological. (Also known as a Moad)
"That Man Toad doesnt deserve to live."
by Henrietta J. Hippo March 28, 2014
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Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”
Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty
by MAN CONFETTI October 28, 2020
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