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step-dad

A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday
by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022
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Busch Light Dad

A typical redneck father. Always wearing work boots no matter what he's doing at the time. Also mainly wears sleeveless shirts, work shirts, or flannels. Mostly interested in mowing the lawn, guns, drinking beer and general rural debauchery. Heavily blue collar.
"Is Tim lighting off fireworks again? It's not even a holiday!" "Yeah he's just being a Busch Light Dad again."
by Pokesystem July 15, 2023
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Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad
I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.
by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021
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Dad

by Mrs Kate Peterson December 29, 2022
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DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.
My dad left but that just means had to go and find him
by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020
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Sarah Dad Fit

The curious tendency of male and females to be more attracted to a girls father. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the dad is indeed unmistakably hot.
Guy1: Did you see sarahs dad yesterday? So hot.

Guy2: ye, man. Sarah dad fit.

Guy1: Hell yes. Sarah’s Dad Syndrome my friend.
by Gg12382 November 10, 2022
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dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.
boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome
by skibby1337 January 30, 2024
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