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Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew
by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022
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matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10
wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt
by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
by Ggwk April 2, 2024
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Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies
Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies
by Speedypatt March 30, 2021
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Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism
by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022
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Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.
Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.
by MrNebuls February 29, 2024
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Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others
Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022
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