Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.

Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"

by Ggwk April 2, 2024

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

by Speedypatt March 30, 2021

Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024

Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others

Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day

by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022