speed bagging 

when two men use a double headed dildo and bottom out on each others ball sacks.

Christen watched Ian and Ty speed bagging all day till there balls where sore.

speed bagging by stanimous September 26, 2011

Speed Runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed Runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

The God Speech 

First off the following definition is not to be taken to heart and if any Christians are offended by this definition.I am sorry you were/still are offended.

"The God Talk is when a famous celebrity/actor/actress/musician is nominated for an award at a fancy awards show like the Grammy awards and after the Nominees are selected and the famous person won the award they were nominated for goes up,usually with tears in thier eyes,saying how "Amazing it was to win ______ award.Then proceed that they thank God first of all.Even though it lasts a few seconds they only do it so they can win the hearts of Catholics and Protestants everywhere, despite them not even being honest.In other words to be a complete phoney."

Paris Hilton:I so wanna thank God for my debut album for being such a horrible flop yet getting #2 in the Hot 100!M'kay!

"Paris Hilton just performed The God Speech which last 6 seconds.She then starts to thank her family members for the next 6 hours as well all of the precious business people who,without of their help, would not have made this wh**e more apperaling to demented young women and men with no morals"

The God Speech by Taxman September 2, 2006

Speed Trap 

The red-neck adaptation of a "trap" or "crack" house, which is known for the manufacture or distribution of drugs commonly know as speed.

Trevor set up a new speed trap in the trailer park down the road.

Speed Trap by Punchline4223 December 30, 2013

Speedo 

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

Speedo by AYB March 10, 2003

Speedball 

A drink made from a combination of a stimulant (i.e., redbull) with a depressant (i.e., vodka), usually very strong.

"whoa man, I was speedballing at that party last night- I was so out of it!"

Speedball by sarah c-s January 3, 2008

speed trap 

A police chase merited by exceeding the speed limit, especially on an interstate highway.

Fines double for exceeding the speed limit in a work zone.

speed trap by Anonymous July 31, 2003