SpankDaddy

SpankDaddy is a mature male who is a dominant person. SpankDaddy puts an Adult submissive down with their bottom exposed to spank. SpankDaddy does this to the bottom with their free will and not to hurt or harm, but to excite and empower. www.spankdaddy.ca

I am SpankDaddy, and you know whats next, get down on my bench. Pants down

by Spank Daddy Canada October 27, 2025

Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.

That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.

by Mag83 November 7, 2025

Spankmas

The alternative name for Christmas once December hits, traditionally accompanied by the greeting “Merry Spankmas.” Used casually in internet culture and adult humor for years, often dropped without explanation like it’s just the normal thing to say during the holidays. Shows up annually in posts, memes, group chats, and replies the moment Christmas season starts.

Posted a selfie in a Santa hat and immediately got hit with ‘Merry Spankmas.’

by supersecretagent67 December 15, 2025

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

ramshakle spanksalot

This is reference use for strippers.

This name is common in entertainment locations such as the playboy house and others like it.

e.g. Now welcoming to the stage Ramshakle spanksalot

by RamShakle lovesalot March 30, 2011

douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 29, 2011