Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani

My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.

by Jumper gang June 17, 2024

Rooster scootin

Struttin around flirting or fucking off at work

You're over there rooster scootin when you should be up on that ladder working.
I see you over there rooster scootin for them chicks.

by Big Wes & Eric January 24, 2026

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.

I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024

Boomer scooter

Any motorcycle type that was beloved by the baby boomer generation that is now wildly overpriced.

Ed's grandfather was feeling nostalgic, so he bought a boomer scooter and is now farting up and down the road.

by Odiesel April 13, 2025

coot scoot

to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening

Dude did you see Maria? She really knows how to coot scoot!

by cootscooter247365 July 16, 2025

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025