second quarter syndrome

when you get so lazy in the second quarter of school, that you leave all your assignments for the last day before the quarter ends

“broooo tomorrow is the last day before the quarter ends and i have so many missing assignments”
“yeah dude, you got second quarter syndrome”

by secondquartersyndrome January 20, 2022

Secondary School

A form of child abuse characterised by a government funded prisoner exchange that happens twice a day between parents and professional masochists where inmates compete in a series of pointless tasks to see who will be a bigger drain on society in later life. Past gold medalists have been: the girl who got pregnant at 15, that one guy who does way too many drugs to be alive, the dickheads in your electronics class who make it their goal to get the whole class detention and everyone who’s ever been to private school.

Nathan went to secondary school a child and came out a chav

by BritishWarlord February 3, 2022

Secondhand embarrassment

When someone does something humiliating or embarrassing

and you get embarrassed for them

Maria was dancing so bad I got secondhand embarrassment.
or
Juan's talent show sucked I got secondhand embarrassment just from him messing up all his lines.

by Marumaeloer December 9, 2021

Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.

I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.

by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021

SecondpersontocomeupwithwordSwog.

Opposite of swag just like I meant. Swear. I was like omg. Means I'm not right?..right.

Called him a filthy swog wogger on my fb. Then after posted looked it up. No lie. Gotta type this again ..SMH...SecondpersontocomeupwithwordSwog. amazing right? So proud of meself.

by Quillglow ATM. December 17, 2021

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

Secoring

To cause someone to loss or prefrom bad, while encouraging them and congratulating them to there face.

Never Stop Secoring

I am going be secoring myself to a win this week

by Eric Cameron February 11, 2022