Secoring

To cause someone to loss or prefrom bad, while encouraging them and congratulating them to there face.

Never Stop Secoring

I am going be secoring myself to a win this week

Secoring by Eric Cameron February 11, 2022

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

Securing The Bag 

To make sure you are getting money and storing it up

Friend: Why do you work so much?
Me: I’m making sure the bag is secure. (Securing the bag)

Securing The Bag by LPAnimes March 17, 2020

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

scoring in the red zone by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

scoring 

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

scoring by brendan May 13, 2004

Securing the Lid 

Putting a blockage on something; common phrases are:

securing YOUR lid: chastity, virginity, caution tape afront your 'woman hole'
securing HIS lid: use of a condom or other male birth control device
securing THE lid: the end of a long day; typically one that provokes fatigue and exhaustion

Word on the street is that hot blonde girl's been securing the lid

Securing the Lid by AmyWinehouse223 July 28, 2011

The Richard Weiss Scoring System 

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

The Richard Weiss Scoring System by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019