Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake

Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away

by Death Menace June 14, 2023

Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023

Quiver in the river

The opposite of motion in the ocean

"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."

by CORRUPTED420BIATCH August 11, 2023

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

From the river to the sea

Is where Israel is actively trying to expand Israel.

Hym "From the river to the sea is where the Jews want Israel to be... So, they're blowing up all the people. Which is genocide. Or is it not genocide when you do it? Oh! Right! If you're not being explicit we all have to deny reality! I forgot! Ok, that's fine. The Jews aren't killing all the Palestinians. They haven't been waiting for an excuse. This isn't the religious narcissistic hero fantasy playing out where you subdue 'evil' to subsequently give yourself an excuse to be evil."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

Yorkshire special with the River Thames

Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.

“Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”

by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024