penis nipples

Nipples in which, when erect, assume the length and shape of a penis.

As I entered her room, she was shirtless. She turned around to reveal her penis nipples poking out like erect penises off of her chest.

by ch0d3 December 1, 2006

my penis

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

by Stu Jones January 5, 2021

penis pouch

The act of using the vagina as a pouch for the penis when necessary.

Example of penis pouch: another word the vagina

by Krissy77 July 9, 2009

pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

by Jackie January 1, 2005

nipple penis

A penis so tiny that it could be mistaken for a third nipple.

Adam has a nipple penis.

by stephani g. February 4, 2007

micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!

by The most awesome person ever. April 25, 2012

Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.

That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.

by ~TwiggY~ October 21, 2005