adjectival phrase referring to someone who used to be (or generally is) fit and active, but who has been engaged in a prolonged period of sloth.
"Hey dude, LW's at 4'--wanna boat?"
"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."
"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."
by DudebroLunger May 1, 2010
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Get the Bugger Off mug.A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.
croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.
why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.
by mowgli27 August 6, 2008
Get the croc-offs mug.Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.
Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.
Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
by naylordude June 16, 2009
Get the sleep-off mug.when u dnt liek something and u sorta liek chuck it away or just piss it off u no?
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
by nick39572o89w3hroiw2 March 31, 2009
Get the piss that off mug.Guy1: You man this is some good weed.
Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!
Mom: What are you guys doing?
Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.
Mom: Okay have fun.
Guy2: Tentacles back on!
Guy2: Tentacles off man my mom is coming!
Mom: What are you guys doing?
Guy2: Nothing just doing homework.
Mom: Okay have fun.
Guy2: Tentacles back on!
by Carl Ondiac April 28, 2011
Get the Tentacles Off mug.Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.
- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!
- And what if I win!?
- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!
- And what if I win!?
- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!
by Labus December 13, 2008
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