Grad School

Short for Graduate School. A way of putting off entering the real world.

"She went to grad school to delay the inevitable, a real job"

by jln4jc January 13, 2009

Eaglebrook School

Maximum security correctional facility for (wealthy) boys from all over the world. Located in the middle of NO WHERE (the sticks). Student body consists of 75% asian and 50% korean. 5% american, the rest, Mex.

I am going to go get a crepe made at Eaglebrook School. And then I am going back to my room to watch some serious porn. I love communal showers and fighting in them.

by Voltron5,000 December 22, 2008

school loop

www.schoolloop.com

School Loop is a website which is increasingly popular among high schools. It is a double-edged sword, since it allows students to check their grades at any time, and view upcoming assignments in case they forgot. However, it also sends e-mail alerts containing grades and updates whenever a teacher changes something. It sends roughly three of these each day on average. As if the privacy of teens hasn't been trampled enough already, now we have a 24-7 school nany cam. Joy!

Dammit. My mom saw my grades on school loop, and grounded me for a month. She also yelled obscenities at me, trampling my self-esteem. My pride hurts.

by Charlsley January 9, 2009

medical school

A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.

"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"

by Jliu November 20, 2006

high school

high school is one of the greatest things to compare to and make fun of, only because its so easy to target. there is no being "unique" because in some way everyone is copying someone else. you can't walk down the hall without a rumour spreading that you were checking out barbie's boyfriend ken. its usually easier for the guys, its always the girls fighting over them now a days. if a girl hooks up with some guys shes a slut but if a guy hooks up with some girls hes cool, look up to. a pimp? sure. people think its cool to get drunk at this point in their life. high school is the smallest portion of our life but to some people it matters the most. why is this?

high school is overrated.

by its the 5-0 August 31, 2006

middle school

A large Building that is full of fake kids from the ages 12-14. Depending on the area (more wealthy/less wealthy) i happen to live in a more wealthy area and compared to what most other people wrote it is much different. instead of everyone that cuts them selves and is dapressed, it is a place where every girl is fake and wears abercrombie/hollister/juicy and puts a smile on there face when there around anyone or just in school, but really when they are alone they are crying and hate them selves, and cutt them selves, and are all balimic. Because most shirts from abercrombie/hollister/juicy are short sleeved/more revealing girls must cutt them selves not on the wrists but normally on the inner thighs or inner upper arms; basiclly places unseen even when naked. in 6th and 7th grade we all get up at 3/4 in the morning to straiten our hair and put on pounds of make up, by 8th grade we dont really give a shit any more and everyone has curly hair again, like they did in elementry school except not as frizzy because we syrup it down with billions of products. sometimes there are the very salect few that wear big sweatshirts everyday, but no one really talks to them. in 6th grade you try really hard in school work, in 7th you try harder in the begining, but begin to blow it off by the end of winter. then in 8th grade absolutely no one gives to fucks the entire year. mainly seventh grade is when drugs come in to place, and 8th grade is when sex comes into place, in 6th grade you kind of just listen to what happens to the people in 7th and 8th grade, there are also middle school dances which i perssonally never go to, but people who do ither make out the entire time, or talk about how much it sucks. uggs play a big role all 3 years of middle school life, and are a crucial thing to have more then one of. in high school no ones gives a shit and your more indapendant and hopefully stop caring about things like abercrombie/hollister/juicy/uggs or hair or makeup, and you just do your own thing. guys in middle school are perverts, jack off all the time, talk about porn, and girls they wanna do. so thats middle, well atleast my middle school in a nut shell. basiclly high school is hell and middle school something even worse then hell which is only middle school

average conversation in a middle school environment;
Katie: eww i hurd andrea started cutting her self
Cloe: eeewww wtf thats soo emo lets make sure no one talks to her
*they both actually cut them selves too*

by ktbusto May 27, 2009

the priory school

A chavvy scum filled waste land now more commonly known as Harris Acadmey- filled to the brim with 14 year old slags and 12 year old gypsys that can all do wheelies but can't count to 10

"The priory school? Not that shithole"

by BilboMcSwaggins March 7, 2017