Smoke Monster

Very large mound of pubic hair.

Dude, I can barely see your cock under there! Yeah, time to trim the old smoke monster.

by silksheets May 25, 2010

cookie monster

A gynocologist. These words are only here because "A gynocologist" is too short of a definition.

I hate it when my cookie monster puts those metal things in my cookie.

by The Cookie Monstein March 14, 2005

Dyke Monster

A insult for a person or thing that you hate or just think is plain gay

wow your such a dyke monster

by hickerdicker March 30, 2005

Monster Popsicle

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

by philhawk69 August 22, 2010

Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007

lava monster

a hairy, creepy guy who lures young drunk girls into dark corners with the intention of taking advantage. most of the time this happens at parties and the "lava monster" asks a drunk girl to accompany him to the bathroom or secluded corner. the term "lava monster" comes from the fact that everything the "monster" touches turns to "lava", meaning the girl wont be touched by any of the "lava monster's" friends because she is tainted

dude! did you hear about him busting a lava monster on that girl last night?

by mcmorris November 20, 2009

pocket monster

a fart, especially when done by a child

Who has pocket monsters?

by Paul Kokorowski May 14, 2006