John Hamilton’ed 

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

John Hamilton’ed by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

John Romeo 

A epic man that likes cheeseburgers and Fortnite

John Romeo like cheese.

John Romeo by Cheeseman12345 February 22, 2021

John Smith 

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

John Smith by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

John An 

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.

"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"

John An by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021

John Aylward 

The true crime MVP.

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”

John Aylward by smelliott7 April 18, 2021

john wilkes boof 

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

john wilkes boof by ponoche the kid May 13, 2021

John D'Auria 

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

John D'Auria by Randomlyly May 20, 2021