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job-thief

Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
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Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.
Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.
Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!
by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023
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Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.
Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed
by Dozza442 April 18, 2018
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Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.
Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.
by nutella137 February 21, 2021
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Dredge Job

Receiving a blowjob in which the giver uses so much teeth, it's as if they are attempting to dredge the flesh from the penis, similar to a dredge scraping the bottom of a waterway to make it deeper.
"Dude when she went down on me it felt more like a dredge job than a blow job."

"That dredge job left my penis feeling like I made love to Edward Scissorhands, or a food processor."
by LetsStartARiot January 1, 2014
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