vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Whacky Hacker

A Wacky Hacker is someone who hacks into their Mom or Dad's pornography accounts, and watches their favorited videos while thinking about the family dog

Honey.. I think our Son is a Whacky Hacker...

by GravyWhomIsBrown November 22, 2025

Cate Hackers

Cate Hackers mean Hate Crackers

meaning you hate white people

Hello my name is Cate Hackers

by I HATE WWITE PEOPLE November 25, 2025

THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends

As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers

by Paulie croosh July 12, 2007

Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.

Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.

by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016