GoogleShit

Bullshit as verified by Google

Hey, that is some Googleshit!

by IronStark October 5, 2018

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Google

Probably the most common site used to watch porn, whether it varies from porn hub to XXX type things. Really dependable though.

Get out of my room mom, I'm on google and I need some "ME" time.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 17, 2018

Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.

I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!

by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

Google

Very popular search engine, also a company owning YouTube and more. The popular Google products include Google search, docs, drive, maps, and YouTube.

Do you use Google? Most people do.

by SkeletonGuy November 13, 2018