Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.

Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.

by Luna0021 July 6, 2023

Z-Bro

Any of the ubiquitous Gen-Z political commentators, typically adorned in stripes of disdain, who couldn’t be bothered to refrain from eating junk food and throating cans of Red Bull whilst molesting context in made for TV fake-takedowns. The interviewee often is left wondering which element of the word salad should receive focus.

Man, I was looking forward to watching that interview last night, but that Z-Bro from the “You’re an Extra in My Movie Podcast” wouldn’t stop acting like a Karen at a library.

by M. Fury July 24, 2023

Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.

“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”

by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023

Bro scoop

To take a heaping scoop of protien poweder or workout supplements by mouth without mixing before hand.

I do not want to clean my shaker bottle so I will just bro scoop it.

by Consumer1011 September 14, 2023

Sales Bro

A generalization of a person in the sales industry, especially door to door. Generally seen as hyper masculine (or toxically masculine) and do very little apart from sales, party, and hang out with other sales bros.

I wanted to hangout in the clubhouse but all the sales bros were being super rowdy.

by TheRavn September 23, 2023

Music Bro

Similar to Film bro’s there self proclaimed music nerds who praise bands that are well known or were once obscure but have since been pushed in the popular consciousness

“I like Pink Floyd not many people like Pink Floyd dude”- Music Bro

by Early-Riser29 June 12, 2022

Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022