B.a.f

Bitch ass friend. Started in south jersey by a group of friends that didn't like to use Bffs. They tried to be different, by calling each other bitch ass friends. You pronounce this as it's spelled BAF or Bafs for a group of friends

we're b.a.fs for like. Caryn your my b.a.f, you know that. So are you colleen, B.a.f for life

by Eric Gonzalez aguilar munoz June 15, 2008

i.b.a

abbreviation for insecure bitch attack. used for times when you feel insecure or self conscious. some people have iba's more than most, although everybody has had one

god my thighs are so huge
no they aren't
i'm so fat
no you're not, you are just having an i.b.a

by m.e.l-9 March 27, 2009

b.a.j.o.m.f.

Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.

by badassboy13 April 13, 2009

F.B.A

The Use of facebook to re-ignite a old flame, resulting in a meaningfull one nite stand.

hay john, i "friended" that old whore nikki on facebook, and scored some F.B.A. Last night

by busickjr April 17, 2011

B A

Also known as Boner Assistance. When a man gets an erection in a public place and needs to fix it, however doing so would cause attention. Therefore, he calls out "B A" and a fellow male friend positions himself in front of the other so that he can fix himself in privacy.

Justin called out "B A"! as he was exiting the bus this morning.

by 18Xrunner July 17, 2012

B.A.M.F.

Stands for bad ass mother fucker. Made popular by Dane Cook.

Aaron Osmer is a B.A.M.F. He knows how to build robots and get the ladies.

by Wootamanda March 21, 2010

B.A.M.F

Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Person 1:I went to every exam except for one.
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Indonesian
Person 2: Oh you're such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: Hey your brother is such a B.A.M.F

Person 1: AHHH! it's a bird, i'm so scared of them.
Person 2: Feed one, be a B.A.M.F

Person 1: I'm a Bitch.
Person 2: That's a B.A.M.F thing to say

Person 1: What did you get into jail for?
Person 2: I took a shit on my hand and rub it on the building
Person 1: Oh, you a Bad Ass Mother Fucker
Person 2: You mean a B.A.M.F

by TheB.A.M.Fdude October 1, 2010