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Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.
Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.
by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017
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carmel apple

"hey Jim, I was with Brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple."
by spiktakulus June 13, 2007
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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.
That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.
by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025
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Caramel apple

When you stick an apple halfway in a

Latina girls ass, then you take a bite out of the apple then lick the juices from her pussy
Im buying these apples because Maria and I are gonna try a caramel apple tonight.
by Macho7077 October 18, 2017
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bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,
bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.
by visaa February 15, 2025
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apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.
"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."
by french exit March 9, 2023
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Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*
by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024
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