Anal Ventriloquism 

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

Anal Ventriloquism by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

Anal Tornado 

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

Anal Tornado by The A-List December 11, 2011

anal cyclone

A straight origy involving only rapid fire anal play.

My husband and I went to our first swingers party last night and it turned into a full blown, overwhelming anal cyclone. Now I'm shitting pancakes.

anal cyclone by Squid's House October 6, 2013

anal investigator 

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

anal investigator by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

Anal Clover

An anal clover is the luckiest damn anal hole your penis can ever poke! You'll never get a poop dick from a anal clover! Just jump in that clover field and butt fuck with any slut!

Ex.
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!

Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!

Ex.

Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!

Anal Clover by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 18, 2014

Anal Danal

"Anal Danal" is a response when you don't know what else to say to someone, but it simultaneously implies that you would sodmize that person with the ferocity of Rocco Siffredi.

Julie: My day has been so busy!

Brendan: Anal Danal.

Anal Danal by shreksmonstercock May 22, 2016

Anal monkey 

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

Anal monkey by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016