fuck pig

u mom gay
fuck pig means u fluxing a pig

u mom is gayer

no u fuck pig

by some guy thans ugly February 22, 2019

Fuck up

The exact opposite of SAFIYYAH SHEIKH

Safiyyah: I’m a fuck up
Everyone else: YOURE THE EXACT OPPOSITE

by Oansdhrbrbeiwowsjnx February 22, 2019

Fucking cutie

refers to hoes/thots that are ugly

hey Jessica is a fucking cutie

by fucking cutie February 24, 2019

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Fuck

Sometimes used to talk about having sex

WHAT THE FUCK!?

THE FUCKING DOG ATE MY FUCKING SLIPPER AGAIN!!

by C & C<3. S & J<3 February 26, 2019

fuck me

it means: fuck me

Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.

by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019

Fuck shit

Abunch of useless stuff that you do not want to put up with or a difficult task

That test was some fuck shit miss brown cooked up

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019