When both parties wash their genitals with mouthwash, perform fellacio on one another then spit into a single bowl. This bowl is fed to the family dog while they both masturbate.
by MamaApe October 1, 2022

What a person has sex while on their period and before climax does oral to swallow all bodily fluids.
by The ranch is salty April 14, 2020

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time
Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

When you’re doing a girl in the butt and right before you cum, you squeal loud like a ferret and pull out so fast like a cork screw causing her to shit all over the bed.
Boy that Melanie sure looks stopped up. Looks to me like she needs a Dirty Swanndive to loosen her up.
by CableB June 5, 2020

by Jo Mi July 2, 2019

A dirty Ignatious is when you are working construction and you proceed to shove a hammer up your butt and then hammer a nail, while jacking off.
by bigdrandy250 December 9, 2023

by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024
