by Dirty backtender October 5, 2020

The act of blowing your load in a chicks mouth that won’t swallow, telling her not to spit it out and then slapping both of her cheeks with your hands making her explode like a zit.
This girl I was dating wouldnt swollow so when she gave me a blow job I blew my load into her mouth with out telling her and when she got up to go spit it out I slapped her cheeks and gave her a dirty whitehead!!!!!
by Tony the Guy November 7, 2020

When a chap goes to university, gets a job, marries and has 3 lovely children and they all live happily ever after.
by Vizzage April 29, 2023

When a girl sharpens her 9 inch acrylic nails and uses them to thrash the inside of someone’s asshole. She then drinks the blood that comes out and shits that out then eats the shit. She then vomits out the shit and she’s shoves it up her L vagina and drags herself across a carpet like a dog dragging its ass.
by Garbonzobean March 1, 2023

by The kiddy fidler 2000 January 25, 2024

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021

by Giraffe hair September 28, 2025
