West Virginia 

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrops in my eyes
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

wife: take me home
me: TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
wife *joins in*
both: COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS.

West Virginia by RedstoneTrippy March 27, 2019

West stokes high school 

A school full of thots,bots,bitch teachers aka Mrs.Hobgood and niggers

Damn I hate west stokes high school

West stokes high school by Bmwe30guy January 11, 2020

Weschud

To rally a group of people you enjoy being around to do something fun and different, preferably outside and in North Idaho.

This lift line is brutal. Weschud Schweitzer.

Weschud by FremontMan November 16, 2021

Rick Western 

Rick Western is when your auto correct on your phone changes getting your dick wet into RICK WESTERN< SO rick western means gettin your RICK WESTERN ( dick wet )

hey guys lets go get our rick western ..

last night i got my rick western.

Going to a party to get my rick western.

hey my rick is western.

Rick Western by william holdin September 6, 2011

west county snob 

Any and all persons residing in, and sometimes near, the west county area of St. Louis, MO. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, funnier, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. In actuality they are sadly mistaken.

Look there is a herd of west county snobs decked out in their Northface coats and fanny packs and birkenstock clogs. They are all listening to Dave Matthews.

west county snob by Liz October 18, 2004

Kanye West

Famous Afro-african-gansta-homo rapper who likes to fuck Video Music Awards.

Kanye West is around this VMA, we need more cops at entrance

Kanye West by JJ1001 September 18, 2009

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.

John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"

Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"

John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."

Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."

Illinois Wesleyan University by Normy Eashy October 21, 2011