Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.

Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.

by ProBater69 February 7, 2022

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Russian Refill

The art of cumming inside of a man's urethra when the man is out of cum, ultimately "refilling" their testicles

When bro runs out of jizz so we touch tips and i nut inside of him to give him a Russian Refill

by V_d March 17, 2025

Russian Roulette

1. (n) a game, played with a revolver in which a group of people pass a gun loaded with one bullet, in which they put it to their temple and shoot. the unlucky person who receives the bullet is the loser.

1. "I heard gary died lost last nights russian roulette."
"hey, he took the chance and played the game."

by Noctone April 7, 2023

Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

by Yungkilla5 September 21, 2015

Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!

by tolnickser January 3, 2021