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Evil Jordan baldy

A bald dark skinned fat guy who hates shirts and wears blue jorts and loves corndogs
by surVIV(E)al November 9, 2025
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Bobby Jordan

The act of wearing down a female you see everyday until she eventually spends time/has sex with you
He Bobby Jordan’d the hell outta me
by HappyKangaroo22 October 31, 2025
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Jordan

The Best Mf Nigga Ever To all You Monkeys out there.🫣🥱
Jordan Is the best ever
by Jxrdy•W December 21, 2022
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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz
Jordan rizzed up 40 girls
by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023
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