Bologna sandwich 

The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all

"I totally got a bologna sandwich last night!"

Bologna sandwich by Speaker. November 24, 2011

grilled cheese sandwich

a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.

*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*

grilled cheese sandwich by famedrugstwitter October 16, 2013

cock sandwich 

a Blowjob complete with Mayo

While eating a cock sandwich Staci got Mayo on her lips.

cock sandwich by ddcrabo October 14, 2003

Liquor Sandwich

Doing a brief series of shots in between a round of beers, preferably a wheat or grain-based lager.

"Between rounds of PBR, I did like 10 shots of rubbing alcohol through a dirty sock!"

"Dude, that's a liquor sandwich with mayo!"

Liquor Sandwich by Chelsea Welsh February 3, 2008

meatsicle sandwich

when hitting a chick from behind, about to pop, you slap her ass cheeks into your meat (masculine sex organ)creating a explosive sensation in the anus.

Yo last night i gave her a total meatsicle sandwich.

He gave me a meatsicle sandwich and the come came out my mouth.

meatsicle sandwich by skeetshooter44 April 30, 2008

Meatball Sandwich 

When a person has chest hair that curls up and out of their shirt around their neckline.

" Look at that dude over there with the blue v-neck shirt; he's so hairy he has a serious meatball sandwich going on"

Meatball Sandwich by SgtShaggyBalls January 25, 2010

Retard Sandwich 

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

Retard Sandwich by Milton66 March 3, 2010