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stilletto sandwich 

A tactical retort or decisive action made by a confident woman or feminazi in order to win a conversational point or to affirm a fact. It can also insinuate a threat to receive a kick in the mouth by a lady wearing high-heel shoes. It is the female version of a "knuckle sandwich".
The confident businesswoman gave the chairman a stilletto sandwich when he tried to low ball her project proposal.
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beau sandwich 

The art of taking a steamy shit into a females mouth and then throat fucking her till the poo explodes out of her anal cave or pussy.
This stupid bitch Harper would not shut up so i was forced to feed her a beau sandwich.
beau sandwich by milfslayer October 16, 2009

Bologna sandwich 

The act of taking a penis, and putting it between (sandwhiching) the lip's of one's vagina, or butt. Usally done with period blood as ketchup, or cum as mayo, in between it all
"I totally got a bologna sandwich last night!"
Bologna sandwich by Speaker. November 24, 2011

grilled cheese sandwich

a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.
*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*

cock sandwich 

While eating a cock sandwich Staci got Mayo on her lips.
cock sandwich by ddcrabo October 14, 2003

Liquor Sandwich

Doing a brief series of shots in between a round of beers, preferably a wheat or grain-based lager.
"Between rounds of PBR, I did like 10 shots of rubbing alcohol through a dirty sock!"

"Dude, that's a liquor sandwich with mayo!"
Liquor Sandwich by Chelsea Welsh February 3, 2008

meatsicle sandwich

when hitting a chick from behind, about to pop, you slap her ass cheeks into your meat (masculine sex organ)creating a explosive sensation in the anus.
Yo last night i gave her a total meatsicle sandwich.

He gave me a meatsicle sandwich and the come came out my mouth.