M. Night Shamalan piss 

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist

ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!

M. Night Shamalan piss by 81halohunter December 2, 2010

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself

"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence by Swoooopy February 24, 2020

I'm picking the corn out your shit 

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

I'm picking the corn out your shit by J Down** June 6, 2010

I’m in Love With a German Film Star 

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me

I’m in Love With a German Film Star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me
It really moved me, it really moved me
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

I’m in Love With a German Film Star by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind 

The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.

Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word 

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

sump'm bout this life 

something about this life -reflection on the mysterious realm of day to day existence with other people, and a comment on the frustration of same. (this does not even take into consideration natural "disasters" and/or "god's will" situations!!!!!) ie; mental asylum without walls, "free range" mental asylum!

judy gave john the heave-ho, he just shrugged and said; sump'm bout this life!

i caught 'the' cancer! -sump'm bout this life!

my mother just died -sump'm bout this life!

sump'm bout this life by michael foolsley December 16, 2009