squeeze job 

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

squeeze job by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

Dye job 

Ejaculating onto a woman's hair

Amanda spent 20 minutes washing her hair with conditioner after Ted gave her a dye job

Dye job by Armedesquire February 8, 2014

Heck of a Job 

This is Bush speak for, "...couldn't find his ass with a map."

Like Brownie, George W. Bush is doing a heck of a job. (Can we fire this loser now?)

Heck of a Job by DK Sett July 1, 2007

Pacific Rim Job 

When you add a little salt around the rim before giving/receiving a rim job, akin to a margarita glass.

Dan was a little dehydrated after giving Matt a Pacific Rim Job, so Matt offered him a glass of Powerade to quench his thirst.

Pacific Rim Job by Gptwebb June 18, 2013

knob job

A total pain in the ass. One whose attitudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.

I can't stand hanging out with Peter today. That guy is being a real knob job.

knob job by tecate April 14, 2006

Dan Job 

Performing sexual acts whilst discussing politics and the crisis of today's world.

Daniel gave me a dan job whilst we were in a heated debate about the current economic crisis.

daniel sex politics crisis job

Dan Job by wickedelphie November 27, 2012

Cinema-Job 

Getting a blow job in a movie theater

Aaron: "Dude Jen gave me a Cinema-Job durin' Sahara"
Ryan: "Wow that movie must have really sucked"
Aaron: "Ya, it sucked the second time to..."
Ryan: "You lucky bastard..."

Cinema-Job by Mr. Joe Hungry March 25, 2008