When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

The act of defecating while doing a hand stand and then grabbing the stool with your feet and, while remaining in hand stand position, placing it on your head with your feet.
Unbenounced to her husband, Sally had become quite adept at preforming a dutch crossover in her spare time.
by An actual dutch person November 5, 2021

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.
Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.
by BazenAbel March 28, 2017

A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!
by Johnnie Bee August 3, 2022

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024
