Ass Well 

The act of having a deep or wide butthole.

Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.

Ass Well by Hairtiehighfive April 21, 2011

ass confetti 

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

ass confetti by Potamus July 28, 2006

ass table 

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

ass table by Edward July 9, 2004

ass hats 

plural form of ass hat

that is one big group of ass hats!

ass hats by popcultureicon March 23, 2005

ass packet 

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.

i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.

ass packet by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005

ass merchant 

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

ass merchant by Matooke September 15, 2008

ass mugged 

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

ass mugged by Jean Painter September 20, 2008