Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

by Skeegan April 23, 2018

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

internet

If you don't know what the internet is, I suggest you come out from under that rock you've been living under.

You can watch anime on the internet

by theimmortalturkey42 February 1, 2018

Internet

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018

internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break

I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!

by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018

internet troll

6ix9ine

69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”

1 day later

69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll

by ghjbftj June 12, 2018