Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

Blue waffles

How males troll their friends

Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck

by timerline April 14, 2022

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023

The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!

"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"

by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025

Babble Waffle

When someone is talking absolute shit. Everything that comes out of their mouth is either nonsense or just false.

Bob is talking absolute babble waffle today. He makes no sense.

by LoopyLiss May 31, 2018