Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.
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Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.
Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."
"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"
"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"
by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009
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Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010
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Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
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