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Turdblossom

Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.
"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"
by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010
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turd-a-tude

when a bitch attitude is mad shitty and she dont know how to act
A: what happened wit' shorty? u smash dat?
B: Naw man, she hit me wit dat turd-a-tude
A: damn B
by jvee January 22, 2009
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Turd Nut

Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.

Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."

"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"
by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009
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turd burglar

A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.
"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010
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Turd Wrangler

Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.
by Bananagram92 July 18, 2016
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Roasted A Turd

"oh man, i just roasted a turd and it stinks!
by Turd Roaster October 5, 2009
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turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars
by ernie October 21, 2003
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