Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.

I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.

by pablowisdom September 20, 2016

Nerd Dojo

An esport team gaming house where the team members and support staff live together and practice competitive gaming all day together.

The FaZe Clan have the most audacious nerd dojo in the business.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Nerd

1.) A delicious type of candy, most commonly flavored strawberry or grape, but can also have other flavors.

2.) Somebody who is extremely smart, and devotes a lot of time to school work. They are usually non athletic, but some are good at gym. Not to be confused with geek.

1.) Nerds are my favorite candy!
2.) Do you see that kid Erin over there? She's such a nerd.

by Blue_Boardroom_ April 22, 2017

Nerd-orgy

The wondrous sensation of visiting the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, specifically in Florida.

Dude! It was a total nerd-orgy there!

by Valtyra May 25, 2017

Sweaty Bush Nerd

Someone who frequents voice calls just to listen to other people speak without contributing to the conversation at all.

Guy 1: Sergio's a total sweaty bush nerd, he keeps joining the call and listening for a bit before leaving.
Guy 2: Agreed, he's the definition of a sweaty bush nerd.

by Kyojiame November 29, 2020

nerd

somebody who actually puts effort into urban dictionary entries.

"that guy is such a nerd"

by hhhhdfghj November 28, 2022

Nerd

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.

1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023