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Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.
My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.
by penis love96 June 20, 2011
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Banutter Toast

Beckman's Whole Wheat Sour Dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft. Smothered in butter and a few slices of banana.

Banutter = banana butter
"Bro, lets make some Banutter Toast"

"Yeeee sound bomb"
by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.
Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more
by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013
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Burnt Toastian

A person who has experienced Burnt Toast (REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH) and joined the rankings of the Burn Toastians
Guy1: DAYUM man I smoked soooo much of that beautiful kush I barely remember anything! all I know is I was passed out with a tube of toothpaste in hand and what looked like an attempt to make a castle out of tooth pics using the toothpaste as glue.... looked more like a whole blob of tooth paste and a fuck ton of tooth pics on the floor and ceiling of my bathroom....

Guy2: Ohhh shit mahn, you were Burnt Tost hahahah, welcome to the ranks of the Burnt Toastians haha!
by An OG Burnt toastian May 5, 2013
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Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.
Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.
by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013
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sloppy toaster

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
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