Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”

Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.

Super Albert by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023

super dislike 

(n.) An imaginary and fervently wished-for button on Tinder that doesn't just swipe left, but instead thrusts one into an alternate dimension where certain types of profiles are banished from ever gracing your screen again. The super dislike is like a magical spell for the dating world, ensuring that your swiping experience is free from the unsavory profiles that make you question your life choices.

"Man, I wish Tinder had a super dislike option. I've seen one too many guys holding fish today."
"If I could super dislike gym mirror selfies, my dating app experience would improve tenfold."
"Spotted another 'I love to travel' without any other info. Hit me up with that super dislike!"
"Just encountered my ex on here. Can I get a lifetime super dislike?"
"I swear, if one more person has 'fluent in sarcasm' in their bio, I’m launching a petition for a super dislike button."
"Honestly, if I see another 'dog dad' trying to use his pup as swipe-bait, it's an instant super dislike."
"If I see one more 'Live, Laugh, Love' quote in a bio, I'm hitting that super dislike so fast."
"Why isn't there a super dislike button for every profile with only group photos? I'm not trying to play 'Where's Waldo' here."
"Super dislike for all the 'Not here for hookups' bios followed by five bikini pics."

super dislike by PinapplePizzaGang September 23, 2023

Super Senior

It’s the act of when a senior is overly horny and will do anything, literally anything to get some ass. But mostly it means it’s the senior that dates freshmen girls and tries to have sex with them.

Bro look it’s the super senior dawg😭

Super Senior by YogurtDaddy123 October 2, 2023

super wagon

For a women with a big ol wagon on her

damn she got that super wagon on her

super wagon by zenro October 12, 2023

Super Senior

A senior in highschool trying to get with freshmen

Yo David Stroka was such a super senior, check his email imbox hes trying with that freshman!

Super Senior by nigre November 4, 2023

Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)

Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.

Super Christian by Austinmasteroftheuniverse May 7, 2008

Super Sunday 

Where a Saturday night drinking/drugs session continues on until late into the next day. Can also be extended on to a Magic Monday, Terrific Tuesday, or Wicked Wednesday.

Ann: Ya on for a stayin' up throwin back a few cans til after da game tomor?

Barry: Aye, why da fook not, last time I had a Super Sunday I was monged.

Super Sunday by Misty2 January 11, 2009