Speedway 

The anal orifice.

Mate, I gave it to her up the speedway so hard last night, she screamed for a donkey punch.

Speedway by Bigday December 11, 2003

Speedophile 

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

Speedophile by E-wingo September 25, 2008

Speener 

A high pitched voice male person with huge tits, but small nipples, also known as a Fat Fuck.

"So what did you get for Italian 2nd quarter Speener?"

Speener by You Slut March 6, 2004

my car in need for speed underground 

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

my car in need for speed underground by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004

speed bump 

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

speed bump by urexcellency May 16, 2003

Speef 

The act of farting out of your dick.

Guy: "I think i just speefed!"
Girl: "You did? I just quiffed!"

Speef by Speefer October 4, 2009

Speed Racer 

An expression used to describe someone who 'wheels' (flirts) a lot.

Jamie is wheeling Jessica, Tanya and Hannah! He's such a speed racer.

Speed Racer by hiheyhello November 8, 2010