Spanking

A type of discipline

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.

by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025

Spanky

A person who drives reckless

When your cruising 5 to 10 over the speed limit and you see someone flying towards you in your rearview, "here comes spanky"

by MSTDstroy January 21, 2026

spankarang

Having a spankarang essentially means having a long masturbation session (spanking the monkey for a very long time; spanking a lot of monkeys at the same time)

Not to be mistaken for "bangarang" (Skrilex's most based song; extreme animal style sex that rhymes with orangutan)

We're gonna have a spankarang tonight ma boiii

by DDistrict February 6, 2026

Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife

Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog

by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Spankruptcy

When you give everything in bed and are left emotionally and physically broke after.

He ghosted. I'm sore. I paid for the Uber. Full-on spankruptcy.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025