smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

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Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

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To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)

"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."

Smashturbate by m4tye October 5, 2015

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To go beyond "pushing the envelope".

NASA will be smashing the envelope by landing a man on Venus

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Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

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The facial expression displayed by someone, whether they realize they're doing it or not, after they've had sexual intercourse.

Jessica was showing some serious smashy face after she got home.

smashy face by KekMemes December 13, 2016

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1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex

1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.

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