Russian Doll

Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.

We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Russian beetroot

a blow job

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight

by anonymouspotato911 November 10, 2020

russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.

I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz

by Electrum55 November 8, 2018

Russian Pepsi

A carbonated liquid juice squirted from the anus of a fat woman that is released after she has sexual intercourse in the ass then in the vagina whilst on her period. Bottoms up.

Sarah: oh Mark, I'm on my period tonight

Mark: let me fuck you in the ass then fuck you in the pussy with my shit covered dick then I want you to squirt it over me like a Russian pepsi.

by MMJK November 7, 2019

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.

Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.

by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011