Russian Frat

When you buttchug an entire bottle of Grey Goose then stick a potato up your ass
*DISCLAIMER*
DO NOT USE ANY OTHER BRANDS OF VODKA AS THIS MAY RESULT IN SERIOUS INJURY OR EVEN DEATH

Person 1: I think Jeremiah did the Russian Frat last night
Person 2: Really, is he ok?
Person 1: No, he died. He used Titos instead of Grey Goose

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.

Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Russian pillow fight

Two Russians are going at each other until they see their brother wants to join in.

Do you have any plans tonight

“Russian pillow fight”…

by Owen daddy May 10, 2025

Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.

Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.

by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025

Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

Russian ice princess

When a catcher forgets his cup so he gets a bag of ice to put down there for the inning

You see Tim over there he’s doing a Russian ice princess

by Handsjgn May 27, 2025

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023