Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko March 21, 2011

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Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it

You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole

by The Static of Bolt February 21, 2024

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Russian Rugburn

A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"

hey dude, me and Kevin did the Russian Rugburn last night. His chest was beet red after.

by UrbanBakon April 14, 2024

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Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

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Russian breadstick

The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.

Canadians have rock hard Russian breadsticks.

by Russian breadsticks February 26, 2023

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