porn bread

Ginger bread cookies formed into sex position

Get the porn bread it's Christmas.

by pornsickle November 24, 2014

spaghetti porn

Pornography in which the male has a spaghetti penis, making the video unusually enjoyable.

So I was watching some spaghetti porn last night; high quality, very enjoyable.

by Ikelikepoop March 5, 2015

internet porn

Mans GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT since the invention of fire.

God bless internet porn

by lovedatporn March 24, 2019

Global Porning

The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.

I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

Subtle porn

A new name for child porn that is helping perverts avoid the law.

Hey fred, now that youre out of jail let us watch some subtle porn.

by IAMTHELAW Citizen Bacon January 18, 2010

Lesbian Porn

"Lesbian Porn" mean pornography made by two + lesbians who "tickle" eachother to plessure themselves and others watching the video or photo.

"what porn did you watch last night?"- Ben
"Lesbian Porn init fam"- Wesley

by Sarah Branders November 24, 2016

cactus porn

Cactus porn is when a woman inserts a small cactus plant into her vagina.

"Ah, I'm just going to watch some cactus porn"

by cacty April 24, 2014